What to do

Go to Paris,
What my parents will think I am doing:
going to an American university and getting a degree a job a husband and shit
What I’ll actually do:
backpack around Europe broke and homeless
Go to the west coast,
What my parents think I’ll be doing:
getting high 24/7, dealing drugs and having orgys in the forest
What I’ll actually be doing:
getting in touch with my true being, meeting enlightened loving souls, meditating, selling crystals
Either way I will find a way to be happier and happier the more distance I put between myself and the Midwest
But I have officially decided I am not attending college, this doesn’t mean that I will miss out on any education, I am just following a different lifestyle, the best one for me.